A Hypothetical Scene

A Hypothetical Scene

Alex Kurtzman: May I help you sir?

Scotty: Aye lad. Trek, neat.

Kurtzman: (hands Scotty Section 31 movie)  There you go, sir.

Scotty: Thank you.  (watches movie for two minutes, shuts it off)

Scotty: What in blazes is this?

Kurtzman: Didn't you order Trek?

Scotty: "Laddie, I was watching Trek many years before you were born, and I can tell you that whatever this is, it is definitely NOT Trek."

Data: I believe I may be of some assistance.  Captain Scott is unaware of the existence of NuTrek.

Scotty: NuTrek?

Data: It is a shallow, poor quality writing, low effort Trek substitute now being served to the fandom.

Scotty: You're not quite human, are you?

Data: No, sir. I am an android.  Lieutenant Commander Data.

Scotty: Synthetic Trek, synthetic commanders.