JC's Guide to the Final Frontier: Volume II
JC's Guide to the Final Frontier Volume II More glib, blunt and possibly politically incorrect musings on the final frontier: Unluckiest in Love Possibly the unluckily man in the Galaxy when it comes to women is a certain eternally mono-piped ops officer on the intrepid starship Voyager. Out of politeness I won't say his name, but it rhymes with "Harry Kim". Among his failed exploits: a holodeck character puppeted by an alien, an ex-Borg, the wrong Delaney twin, a women from a xenophobic species (including sex without medical clearance, he got reprimanded for that one) a resurrected dead crewmember, and a group of life-sucking Taresian bridezillas. This guy has even less luck with the opposite sex than Geordi LaForge. Stranger Things Sir Arthur Eddington (no relation to Maquis leader Michael-we hope) once said: "Not only is the Universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine". True. Look at the time women from Sigma Draconi...