TOS Episode Tier List Season 3
Star Trek TOS Episode Tier ListSeason 1
56 Spectre of the Gun
Kirk and co. make first contact with the noncorporeal
xenophobic Melkotians, who test the crew by forcing them into a recreation of
the gunfight at the OK Corral. This one
is ok, not special, the buildings in the Tombstone AZ illusion being jus
facades works as part of the story while also being exhibit A of the seasons
practically non-existent budget. C tier.
57 Elaan of Troyius
In a scifi retelling of Shakespeare’s “The Taming of the
Shrew” Kirk has to deal with the bratty self-centered Dohlman of Elas (whom the
Enterprise is transporting to Troyius for an arranged marriage) while also
dealing with Klingons who try to destroy the Enterprise to claim the Tellun
systems dilithium and a Klingon spy/saboteur in the Troyan delegating planting
a bomb on the ship. Fun episode, also
the first appearance of the Klingon D7 battlecruiser model. C
58 The Paradise Syndrome
While investigating a planet with Earth native flora and a civilization of relocated Native Americans, the away team discovers an
ancient alien obelisk. Kirk is injured
after falling through a trap door into the and loses his memory and believes
his name is Kirok. The natives believe
Kirok is a god, and while the Enterprise deals with an asteroid on a collision
course with the planet Kirok marries the local priestess Miramanee and fathers
her child. Yet another twist on parallel
Earths, with the Preservers and the obelisk being a take on “ancient
aliens”. Interesting episode overall. Notably this is the only episode with
location filming in this season (obviously budget restraints at play). C tier.
59 The Enterprise Incident
A seemingly overstressed Kirk takes the Enterprise into the
Romulan Neutral Zone on a classified mission to steal a cloaking device. The series other really good Romulan episode
(after “Balance of Terror”). The idea of
an espionage mission to steal a cloaking device, Kirk playing the part of
overstressed, defensive, mentally on edge and Spock being the counter to that
to buy Kirk time to steal the cloak is fun and great story writing. Guest stars Joanne Linville (Romulan
Commander) and Jack Donner (Tau) shine.
A tier episode.
60 And the Children Shall Lead
On a mission to follow up on a survey expedition the
Enterprise finds all of the adults from the expedition dead and only their
children remaining. Beaming them up to
the Enterprise it becomes apparent that the children are more than they seem,
being given powers by a noncorporeal being called Gorgan. Uggh.
This episode. Boring,
unbelievable, with bad writing, the children just coming off as annoying and
some of the worst, most wooden acting from guest star lawyer (!) Marvin Belli
(who got cast because his son played one of the children). F tier.
61 Spock’s Brain
An alien woman beams aboard the enterprise from her highly
suggestive looking ship, incapacitates the crew and steals Spock’s Brain from
his body to be her societies controller.
The search for the missing brain lead the Enterprise to a planet with
intelligent, technologically advanced women and neanderthal-esque men. Spock end up helping McCoy reconnect his own
brain to his body. “Brain and
Brain! What is Brain!?” There’s a reason this episode was long
considered the worst of the entire franchise.
The campiness and silliness are off the charts with this one. F tier, no contest.
62 Is There in Truth No Beauty?
The Enterprise transports Kollos, the Medusan ambassador back to his home planet, along with Dr. Miranda Jones, a human expert on Medusans and Lawrance Marvick, one of the engineers who designed the Enterprise. Marvick, jealous of Dr. Jones’ closeness with Kollos tries to murder Kollos but is driven insane when exposed to the Medusan. Marvick takes over engineering and flies the ship through the galactic barrier at high warp and into a pocket dimension. The only way back involves a risky mind meld between Spock and Kollos. This one was interesting. Diana Muldaur shines as Dr. Jones. The reveal that Dr. Jones is blind is a fun twist. B tier
63 The Empath
Sent to evacuate the research station on Minara II due to an
imminent solar flare Kirk, Spock and McCoy find the station abandoned and are
then captured by the Vians. In an
underground cavern they encounter a mute female with empathic abilities whom
McCoy dubs “Gem”. This one was
interesting, and definitely something made with nothing. Despite the empty black sets the episode
completely works on the character moments. Also despite having no lines Kathryn Hays really sells her performance as
Gem. C tier.
64 The Tholian Web
Searching for the missing USS Defiant the Enterprise finds
the ship adrift, its crew having gone mad and killed each other. Kirk is trapped on the Defiant when it
disappeared into interphase, the ship is attacked by the
Tholians who begin building an energy web around the Enterprise and the madness that killed the Defiant crew
spreads on the Enterprise. This was a
good one. The effects were quite good
for the time, the idea of the Defiant slipping into the rift in the fabric of
space (and Kirk with it) builds high stakes and the Spock/McCoy scenes without
Kirk really build some good character between the two. A tier
65 For the World is Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky
Investigating an asteroid on a collision course for an
inhabited planet the Enterprise discovers that the asteroid is actually a
generational ship. Meanwhile McCoy has
been diagnosed with an incurable disease and has a year to live. An interesting, fresh premise. The visuals of the Enterprise in front of Yonada
are cool and new for the series. Thes
stakes are high in this one, the asteroid on course for the planet, the prime
directive questions and McCoy’s condition.
B tier
66 Day of the Dove
The Enterprise captures a group of Klingons under captain Kang,
Kang and his men then seize the Enterprise.
The two crews are then pitted against each other by a noncorporeal
entity that feeds on violent emotions.
The idea of Klingons and Starfleet working together to defeat a common
enemy plants a seed that will eventually lead to peace between the two powers. Michael Ansara gives a memorable performance
as Kang. B tier.
67 Plato’s Stepchildren
Responding to a distress call for medical help the
Enterprise discovers a planet with a group of telekinetic aliens who visited
Earth at the time of Plato and have modelled their society
on the philosopher. Their leader Parmen
is dying from an infection. After being treated
for his infection Parmen imprisons Kirk, Spock and McCoy. He uses his powers to control and humiliate the
Enterprise officers, forcing them into a variety of hijinks including forcing
Kirk to kiss Uhura. A goofy episode, its
claim to fame is, of course, TVs first black/white interracial kiss. C tier at best.
68 Wink of an Eye
After investigating a recorded distress signal the
Enterprise is taken over by a group of aliens who exist at a much faster rate
of time than the Enterprise. The aliens
try to sabotage the ship and use the crew to reproduce, a process that will
kill the crew. The time element of this
one is interesting, also we get some classic Kirk machismo as the captain uses
his charms on Deela, the Scalosian queen.
Otherwise a bit dull. C tier.
69 That Which Survives
While investigating a seemingly impossible planet the
Enterprise is transported 1000 light years from the planet, leaving the away
team stranded. Both the away team and
the crew are in danger from the image of a woman from the planet who can kill
with a touch. This one was interesting
and had some good stakes. Also guest
star Lee Meriweather shined as Losira. C
70 Let That Be Your Last Battlefield
En route to render aid to planet Arianus the Enterprise
encounters a shuttlecraft stolen from Starbase 4, occupied by an alien with half
black half white skin. They are then
approached by an alien ship which explodes after beaming another alien onto the
bridge, this one also with half black half white skin. This alien, Bele (Frank Gorshin) points out
that he and the other alien, Loki, have reversed skin color, a source of
extreme race prejudice on their planet Cheron.
Wow. This one is a powerful
message story, if blunt about racism and prejudice (things that were extremely
relevant in later 1960s society). Both
guest stars shine in this episode, with Gorshin totally chewing the scenery as
Bele. Absolutely A tier.
71 Whom Gods Destroy
At an insane asylum one of the inmates (and a personal hero
of Kirks), former Starfleet captain Garth of Izar, imprisons Kirk, takes over
the asylum with the help of other inmates and tries to commandeer the
Enterprise. Garth of Izar is a fun
character and a nice bit of world building.
The idea of an insane asylum and the notion that mental illness still
exists in Star Treks’ future is good for realism. C tier.
72 The Mark of Gideon
Beaming down to a planet applying for Federation membership
Kirk finds himself in a empty duplicate of the Enterprise. While the crew try to determine the captain’s
whereabouts, Kirk meets a woman named Odona who it turns out is the ambassador’s
daughter and who has been sent to get infected by a deadly disease which Kirk
carries, the goal to infect the entire planet as a means of population
control. The idea of a planet that is so
sterile and germfree that people are only born and do not die, causing massive
overpopulation is actually kinda dystopian.
Overall an ok episode. C tier.
73 The Lights of Zetar
While ferrying Lt. Romaine to Memory Alpha the Enterprise
encounters a storm-like phenomenon that enters the ship and takes over the body
of Lt. Romaine. Arriving at the
planetoid they find the crew dead from brain damage caused by the storm phenomenon. It turns out the storm is a group of
noncorporeal beings, the hundred from the dead planet Zetar. McCoy devises a way to drive out the Zetarian
inhabiting Lt. Romaine. For once (and
the only time) Scotty gets the girl. Noncorporeal
entities taking over humanoid characters is a recurring trope of scifi and was
not new to Star Trek. C tier.
74 The Cloudminders
Beaming down to Ardana to obtain a rare mineral Kirk and
Spock find a class separated society with the city dwellers living in comfort
on the floating city of Stratos and the Troglyte miners toiling in dangerous
conditions in the mines on the surface. This
was an interesting, I blunt take on classism and castes, with the cloud city dwellers
literally being the upper class and the Troglyte miners being the lower
class. Quintessential message TV Star
Trek. B tier
75 The Way to Eden
Intercepting a stolen spaceship the Enterprise beams aboard
its occupants a group of “space hippies” searching for the mythical planet “Eden”. The space hippie episode. Star Trek’s attempt to comment on the late
60s counterculture. Campy as hell,
overly silly and honestly not good. On
the upside we do get a little Chekov backstory.
Overall: D tier episode, yeah brother!
76 Requiem for Methuselah
Looking for a rare substance to synthesize a cure for
Rigellian fever, the Enterprise encounters an immortal being who claims to have
lived on Earth as a number of historical figures. The idea of the Flint character is
interesting, Kirk using his charms to cause the Rayna android to shut down is
not the most original idea. C tier
77 The Savage Curtain
After encountering Abraham Lincoln in space Kirk, Spock and
Lincoln beam down to the planet Excaliba where the nonhumanoid Excalibans pit
them and a recreation of Surak against recreations of Genghis Khan, Kahless and
Philip Green from WWIII to learn about the concepts of good and evil. Interesting concept, the execution is a bit
campy. Also the makeup for Genghis Khan
and Kahless are kinda mehh. D tier
78 All Our Yesterdays
On a planet whose sun is about to go supernova, Kirk Spock and
McCoy are sent back in time to different points in the planets distant past. Interesting, the time travel thing had been
done several times throughout the series, so not the most original, but still a
fun twist. C tier.
79 Turnabout Intruder
On Camus II Kirk crosses paths with former flame Dr. Janice
Lester. Jealous because she believes
that only men can command starships, she uses an ancient conscience
transference device to steal Kirks body and strand Kirk’s conscience in her
own. As Kirk she tries to take over the
Enterprise. The final episode. Even by 1969
the body swap trop was a tired one. Also
the idea that women can’t command starships is beyond nonsensical. It’s surprising that Gene Roddenberry is
credited for writing the script since the inherent sexism is antithetical to
the concept of Star Trek (see Uhura and Number One). F tier, the series went out with a whimper.
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